escrowsucks, you are making my life. I swear, that is flippin’ brilliant. This is going out to EVERY person who asks me why I quit my job. I used to work with an agent who used to communicate just like that. She would come into my office and start out with a little quaver in her voice and by the time she was finished she would just come UNGLUED! It was like exactly like watching a trainwreck in slow-motion. I used to have to control my facial expressions because it was excruciatingly funny and not just a little scary to watch.